Ririe

Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dissect your musical preferences with the precision of a surgeon and the wit of a stand-up comedian. Your top artists read like a secret K-Pop society's membership roster: SEVENTEEN, BSS, HxW, JxW, CxM. I mean, are these even real groups or just the sound effects my cat makes when it's trying to cough up a hairball? It's like you hit "randomize" on a K-Pop idol generator and just went with whatever came out. And "HxW, JxW, CxM"? Are these the names of their imaginary side projects, or are you just too cool to spell out full names? The mystery is almost as intriguing as why you've only graced us with a paltry 486 plays.

Now, let's talk about your "top tracks." "逆燃 Warrior" – because nothing says "subtle" like a song title that sounds like it was translated through three different languages and then back again. And then we have "Habit," "Thinkin' about you," "Don't listen in secret," and "Say Yes." It's like a teen rom-com soundtrack decided to go on a very low-key, slightly uninspired vacation. "Don't listen in secret"? Are you afraid your parents will find out you're enjoying music that isn't the dulcet tones of elevator jazz? And "Say Yes"… to what, exactly? More K-Pop? We're starting to see a pattern here, and it involves a lot of earnest pop and a distinct lack of anything that might challenge the delicate sensibilities of a particularly fluffy kitten.

Finally, let's address the elephant in the room, or rather, the very tiny mouse in the concert hall: your total plays and playtime. 486 plays and a grand total of 1589 minutes? That's barely enough to get through a single K-Pop video compilation on repeat, let alone establish a robust listening history. It's like you dipped your pinky toe into the vast ocean of music, shivered, and then immediately retreated to the safety of your familiar K-Pop pond. Are you afraid of commitment, or do you just listen to each song once and then move on, like a musical butterfly flitting from flower to flower, never truly savoring the nectar? Perhaps it's time to explore a genre that doesn't sound like it was specifically designed to make me feel perpetually 16 again, but hey, at least you're consistent!