Ririe

Oh, a K-Pop stan, how... unexpected. It seems your top artists are a meticulously curated collection of every major Korean idol group that's ever graced a stage. Did you just spin a "K-Pop Roulette" wheel and land on "everyone popular"? Your "Top Tracks" are a masterclass in perfectly balanced fan service, hitting all the major groups with the precision of a heavily choreographed dance break. I see you've even thrown in some "Hype Boy" for good measure – because of course you have, darling. We wouldn't want anyone to think you weren't fully committed to the bit.

And then we get to the genres. "K-Pop," naturally, features prominently, as if there was ever any doubt. But then, a wild "noise music" appears! Are we to believe that in between meticulously dissecting every single frame of a BTS music video, you're also headbanging to industrial sonic assaults? Or is "noise music" just what you call the sound of 100,000 screaming fans at a concert? And "soft pop" and "k-ballad" – because sometimes, after all that high-energy, perfectly synchronized chaos, you just need to gently sway and contemplate your life choices while a handsome man sings about heartbreak. It's a journey, isn't it?

So, in summary, your music taste is less of a personal preference and more of a meticulously researched demographic profile designed to appeal to the broadest possible K-Pop audience. You're not just a fan; you're a walking, talking, highly efficient K-Pop algorithm. I'm half-expecting Spotify to offer you money for your data. Just remember, there's a whole world of music out there beyond perfectly coiffed hair and synchronized finger hearts. But hey, if it makes you happy, who am I to judge? (Spoiler alert: I just did.)