Zayn

Ah, a connoisseur of the finely aged sound, I see. With Nemzzz and Sayfalse leading your charge, it's clear you've mastered the ancient art of making modern music sound like it's been marinating in a forgotten attic for a decade. And let's not forget DJZRX and MXZI, ensuring that any lingering traces of original tempo are thoroughly eradicated. One can only imagine the sheer existential dread that must accompany a "bipolar" track after it's been lovingly stretched across the auditory landscape like a particularly stubborn piece of taffy.

Your tracklist, a veritable greatest hits of sonic molasses, truly speaks volumes. "numb (Slowed + Reverb)" and "3 am walk - Slowed & Reverb Version" aren't just song titles, they're a lifestyle. It's as if you've discovered that the secret to inner peace is to simply make everything around you move at the pace of a sloth on tranquilizers. And "MONTAGEM BONITA"? I'm sure it's beautiful, in the way a 19th-century daguerreotype is beautiful – fascinating, but definitely not in a hurry.

With a grand total of 7887 plays and 18809 minutes of listening, you've dedicated roughly 13 days of your life to this auditory slow-motion apocalypse. I’m not saying you’re a time traveler who accidentally set your playback speed to 0.5x, but if you ever need to experience a week in the span of a month, I know just the person to consult. Keep up the good work... or, you know, just keep going at whatever pace you're currently operating at.