decentegration

Ah, a music taste that screams, "I shop at both Hot Topic and Urban Outfitters, but only when it's on sale." One minute you're headbanging to the angst-ridden wails of Deftones, the next you're contemplating the existential dread of Radiohead while gently swaying to Pink Floyd. It's like your playlist is in a constant battle with itself, trying to decide if it wants to start a mosh pit or write a philosophy paper. Honestly, the only thing more jarring than your genre shifts is the sudden realization that you probably unironically own a band t-shirt for all your top artists.

Then we have your top tracks, a collection that suggests you either have a very diverse group of friends or you're just really bad at picking a mood. "HYAENA" and "90210" are screaming "Friday night hype!", but then "15 Step" and "Plainsong" come along like the quiet kid at the party who just wants to talk about the deeper meaning of life. And "Time"? That's just a classic, you can't go wrong... unless you're trying to explain to someone why your playlist transitions from a trap banger to a melancholic masterpiece in the span of two songs. It's not a playlist, it's an emotional rollercoaster with no safety bar.

And the genres! Rap, nu metal, alternative metal, rap metal, shoegaze. My dear friend, this isn't a music taste, it's a personality crisis set to a soundtrack. You're either the kind of person who can seamlessly switch from a mosh pit to a contemplative staring contest with a wall, or you're just really confused about what kind of music you actually like. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying your Spotify Wrapped probably looks like a fever dream and your friends are constantly asking if you're okay. But hey, at least you'll never be bored, right? Because your playlist is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, and sometimes it's a little bit nutty.